Q. An Itallian woman, a mexican woman, and a blonde meet on top of a building every morning for breakfast, the husbands make their lunches, " the itallian looks in her bag, lasana, again, I swear if my husband makes this again I'm going to jump off this building, the mexican looks in her bag, " Oh, enchiladas again if I get enchiladas again I'm going to jump off this building, finally the blonde looks in her bag, " A ham sandwitch if I get a hamsandwitch again I'm gona jump off this building, The next morning sure enough the itallian has lazana she jumps of the building, boom she's dead, sure enough the mexican has an enchilada she jumps off the building boom she's dead, sure enough the blonde has a hamsandwitch, she jumps of the building, boom she's dead. All the husbands meet together, THe itallian says if I new maria don't like my lazana any more I wouldint make it, the mexican says If i knew jaunita dont like by enchiladas I wouldint make it, the blond says Grace makes her own lunch!!
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hahaha funny you get a STAR lolllllllllllllz
hahaha funny you get a STAR lolllllllllllllz
Is the job of an ironworker hard?
Q. Tommorow I start work as an ironworker...I'm so nervous..should I be nervous? Is the job as hard as people tell me? What can I do to keep me from being scared and nervous? Thank you
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Ironworker is probably the most physically demanding construction job, and also one of the best to develop a good work attitude (not to mention muscles!) and pride in your work. It involves very heavy lifting, working in heights, overhead hazards and more. And, it is probably the easiest job to get hurt in, so the best I can do for you is give you some advice before you start:
- NEVER try to be a hero - it's the easiest way to get really hurt and be out of comission (and a job!), especially in the beginning while you develop more strength (and you will, trust me!). If there's something that's too heavy to lift, ask for someone to give you a hand. If they make fun of you (and they will, especially since you're a greenhorn), just roll with it or joke about it, after you're done thank your helper, and let your helper know that you owe him or her one (Yes, HER, one of the best ironworkers I ever met was a woman on a chemical plant construction job in Georgia!).
- You'll get teased and even harassed in the beginning. Just roll with it and do the best job you can and don't try to be too smart for your own good. One day it'll be your turn to be the one having a poke at a greenhorn.
- ALWAYS watch out around you. As I said, it's dangerous work with heavy things moving all around you, holes you can fall into, snow, ice and mud to slip on, things on the floor to trip on or catch your foot on, and many, many more hazards. And there's always a knuclehead out there that doesn't give a darn about the people around so you better always watch out for your own skin.
- Measure TWICE, cut (or drill) ONCE. Norm Abrams (of TV's 'This Old House' fame) was right about that for carpentry work, and it equally applies for ironwork and welding.
- Ironworkers have it worst as far as weather. After all, you're the first ones on the job before there's even a building, and your job is pretty much done just about the time they cover the building shell up and turn on the heat or the A/C!! So, do your best to wear clothing and protective gear and gloves appropriate for the weather. There's no easier way to bust your knuckles that trying to work tools with stone cold hands while you're shivering. If you'll have a locker or will bring a bag, always have an extra pair of socks, underwear and undershirt in a sealed plastic baggie. You'll never know when you'll need them.
- Stay well hydrated. Applies equally well for Summer and Winter. A good Summer trick is to put in your bag or lunch bag a frozen bottle of water. When it thaws out later in the middle of a hot day you might be the only one with an ice cold drink in your hands!
- Get a good night's rest every night before work especially during the first few weeks. If you go out with the 'gang' (and you probably will), just make sure you'll be rested AND ALERT the next morning. It's a lot easier to get hurt if you start out the day tired.
- ALWAYS wear the required safety equipment. If it is not the one you wear daily and are familiar with it, ALWAYS inspect it before using it. If it looks questionable, bring it to the foreman's attention. I doubt you'll get any gripe for bringing it up and it will let your supervisors and management in general know that you respect safety which is a key quality they will look for when promoting workers to supervisory positions.
- ALWAYS wear the required safety equipment. (just wanted to make sure you heard it again - this is the most important advice you'll ever get!).
- Best of luck!!!
Ironworker is probably the most physically demanding construction job, and also one of the best to develop a good work attitude (not to mention muscles!) and pride in your work. It involves very heavy lifting, working in heights, overhead hazards and more. And, it is probably the easiest job to get hurt in, so the best I can do for you is give you some advice before you start:
- NEVER try to be a hero - it's the easiest way to get really hurt and be out of comission (and a job!), especially in the beginning while you develop more strength (and you will, trust me!). If there's something that's too heavy to lift, ask for someone to give you a hand. If they make fun of you (and they will, especially since you're a greenhorn), just roll with it or joke about it, after you're done thank your helper, and let your helper know that you owe him or her one (Yes, HER, one of the best ironworkers I ever met was a woman on a chemical plant construction job in Georgia!).
- You'll get teased and even harassed in the beginning. Just roll with it and do the best job you can and don't try to be too smart for your own good. One day it'll be your turn to be the one having a poke at a greenhorn.
- ALWAYS watch out around you. As I said, it's dangerous work with heavy things moving all around you, holes you can fall into, snow, ice and mud to slip on, things on the floor to trip on or catch your foot on, and many, many more hazards. And there's always a knuclehead out there that doesn't give a darn about the people around so you better always watch out for your own skin.
- Measure TWICE, cut (or drill) ONCE. Norm Abrams (of TV's 'This Old House' fame) was right about that for carpentry work, and it equally applies for ironwork and welding.
- Ironworkers have it worst as far as weather. After all, you're the first ones on the job before there's even a building, and your job is pretty much done just about the time they cover the building shell up and turn on the heat or the A/C!! So, do your best to wear clothing and protective gear and gloves appropriate for the weather. There's no easier way to bust your knuckles that trying to work tools with stone cold hands while you're shivering. If you'll have a locker or will bring a bag, always have an extra pair of socks, underwear and undershirt in a sealed plastic baggie. You'll never know when you'll need them.
- Stay well hydrated. Applies equally well for Summer and Winter. A good Summer trick is to put in your bag or lunch bag a frozen bottle of water. When it thaws out later in the middle of a hot day you might be the only one with an ice cold drink in your hands!
- Get a good night's rest every night before work especially during the first few weeks. If you go out with the 'gang' (and you probably will), just make sure you'll be rested AND ALERT the next morning. It's a lot easier to get hurt if you start out the day tired.
- ALWAYS wear the required safety equipment. If it is not the one you wear daily and are familiar with it, ALWAYS inspect it before using it. If it looks questionable, bring it to the foreman's attention. I doubt you'll get any gripe for bringing it up and it will let your supervisors and management in general know that you respect safety which is a key quality they will look for when promoting workers to supervisory positions.
- ALWAYS wear the required safety equipment. (just wanted to make sure you heard it again - this is the most important advice you'll ever get!).
- Best of luck!!!
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