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funniest song that you have ever heard?

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what is the funniest song that you have ever heard in your entire life


Answer
Colt 45 want the lyrics o.O?







Chorus: Colt 45 and two zig-zags
Baby that's all we need
We go to the part after dark
Smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn
we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
and sell tapes from here to hong kong
i said roll, roll, roll my joint
pick out the seeds and stems,
feelin' high as hell
flyin' through palm dale
skatin' on dayton wheels
so roll, roll, the '83
cadillac coupe de ville
if my tapes and cd's just don't sell
i bet my cabby will]

well it was just sun down
in a small white town
and they call it east side palm down
when the afroman walked through the white land
houses went up for sale
well i was standin' on the corner sellin' rap CD's
when i met a lil' girl named Jan
i let her ride in my caddy
'cause i didn't know her daddy
was the leader of the ku-klux-klan
we fucked on the bed
fucked on the floor
fucked so long
i grew a fuckin' afro
then i fucked to the left
fucked to the right
she sucked my dick
til the shit turned white
i thought to myself
"sheeba, sheeba!"
got my ass lookin' like a zebra
i put on my clothes
and i was on my way
till her daddy pulled up in a chevrolet
so i ran, jumped out the back window
but her daddy he was waitin' with a 2 by 4
oh he beat me to the left
beat me to the right
the mothafucka whooped my as all night
but i ain't mad
at her prejudice dad
that's the best damn pussy i eva had
i got a bag of weed
and a bottle of wine
i'm gonna fuck that bitch
just one more time

Chorus:


i met this lady in Hollywood
she had green hair but damn she look good
i took her to my house 'cause she was fine
but she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine
i met this lady from Japan
never made love with an african
i fucked her once, i fucked her twice
i ate that pussy like shrimp-fried rice
don't be amazed at the stories i tell you
i met a woman in the heart of Australia
she had a big butt and titties too
so i hopped in her ass like a kangaroo
see i met this woman from Hawaii
stuck it in her ass and she said "iiiiiiiiieeeeee"
lips was breakfast
pussy was lunch
then her titties busted open with hawaiian punch
met Colonel Sanders wife
in the state of Kentucky
she said i'll fry some chicken
if you just fuck me
i came in her mouth it was a crisis
i gave her my secret blend
of herbs and spices

Chorus:[]

i met dolly parton in Tennesee
her titties were filled with hennesee
and that country music really drove me crazy
but i rolled that ass and said yes miss daizy
then i met this lady from Oklahoma
put her pussy in a coma
met this lady in Michigan
can't wait til i fuck that bitch again
met a real black girl in South Carolina
fucked her til she turned to a white albina
i fucked this hooker in Iowa
I fucked her on credit so i owe her
fucked this girl down in Georgia
i came in her mouth now i thought i told ya
met this beautiful sexy hoe
she just ran cross the border from Mexico
this fine young thing said her name's Maria
I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla
i wanna get married ut i can't afford it
i know i'm gonna cry when she get departed

Old rap song any help please? ?




Megan B


Ok so I know this may sound a little stupid. My husband has never heard an old song, and I can't remember who sings it. It has something in it about "roll roll roll your joint kick out the seeds and stems" it also says something like "goodmorning" ladies" and has something to do with dolly parton in it also.
ok so i found it on my own it was afroman



Answer
Haha...its a sick song by afro-man, called colt-45(crazy rap)...ps. its not that old but still sick,

youtube link--http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_BrHY9czhk...

lyrics are right here---

Wait a minute man
Hey check this out man (tell it)
There was this blind man right, (this fool right here)(man check it, hey)
There was this blind man right(hey)
He was feelin' his way down the street with a stick right (yeah), hey
He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin' (fish market?)
He stopped he took a deep breath he said
"Snfffffff, woooo good morning ladies" <all laughing>
You like that shit man (that was pretty good)
Hey man I got a gang of that shit man
I tell you what my man on the guitar,
Hey fool on the drums.
Everyone just gather around the mic I'll tell you all these mutha fuckin' jokes but first imma start off like that, hey help me sing it homeboy (C'mon!)

Say Colt 45 and 2 zig-zags baby thats all we need
We can go to the park after dark
Smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burns we can take our turn singing them dirty rap songs Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong.
So roll, roll, roll my joint pick out the seeds and stems
Feelin high as hell flyin' through Palmdale
Skatin' on ragged rims
So roll, roll, the '83 Cadilac Coupe Deville
If my tapes and my cds just don't sell i bet my (caddy) cabby will.

Well it was just sundown in small white town
They call it East Side Palmdale (well)
When the Afroman walked through the white land
Houses went up for sale (hell)
Well I was standing on the corner sellin' rap CDs
When i met a little girl name Jan
I let her ride in my caddy cause I didnt know her daddy was the leader of The Ku (klux)Kluck Klan
We fucked on the bed
Fucked on the floor
Fucked so long I grew a fuckin' afro
Then I fucked to the left
Fucked to the right
She sucked my dick 'til the shit turned white
I thought to myself sheeba-sheeba
Got my ass lookin' like a zebra
I put on my clothes and I was on my way
When her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet
And so I ran, I jumped out the back window
But her daddy he was waitin' with a two-by-four
Oh he beat me to the left
He beat me to the right
The mother fucker wooped my ass all night
But i aint mad at a prejudice dad
That's the best damn pussy I ever had
I got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine
I'm gonna fuck that bitch just one more time

[CHORUS]
Colt 45 and 2 zig-zags baby that's all we need
We can go to the park, after dark
Smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn we can take our turn singin' them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale
Skatin' on datin' rims
So roll, roll, the '83 Cadillac Coupe Deville
If my tapes and my CDs just don't sell, I bet my Cabby will

I met this lady in Hollywood
She had green hair but damn she looked good
I took her to my house 'cause she was fine
But she whupped out a dick that was bigger than mine

I met this lady from Japan
Never made love with an African
I fucked her once
I fucked her twice
I ate that pussy like shrimp-fried rice
Don't be amazed with at stories I tell ya
I met a woman in the heart of Australia
Had a big butt and big titties too
So I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo

See I met this woman from Hawaii
Stuck it in her ass and she said aaiiiii
Lips where breakfast
Pussy was lunch
Then her titties busted open with Hawaiian punch

Met Colonel Sanders' wife in the state of Kentucky
She said I'll fry some chicken if you just fuck me
I came in her mouth it was a crisis
I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices

[CHORUS]
Colt 45 and 2 zig-zags baby that's all we need
We can go to the park, after dark
Smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn we can take our turn singin' them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

I met Dolly (pardon) Parton in Tennessee
Her titties were filled with Hennessy
That country music really drove me crazy
But I rode that ass and said yes Ms. Daisy

I met this lady in Oklahoma
Put that pussy in a coma

Met this lady in Michigan
I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch-again

Met a real black girl down in South Carolina
Fucked her til she turned to a white Albina

Fucked this hooker in Iowa
I fucked her on credit, so I owe her

Fucked this girl down in Georgia
Came in her mouth, man I thought I told ya

Met this beautiful sexy ho
She just ran across the border of Mexico
Fine young thing said her name's Maria
I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla
I wanna get married but I cant afford it
I know I'm a cry when she get deported

[CHORUS]
Colt 45 and 2 zig-zags baby that's all we need
We can go to the park, after dark
Smoke that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burn we can tak




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