whats the song that goes i wiill take you to the park after dark to smoke that somethingg idk waht songg ??

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Q. i reaally want to listen to it but idk wat its calledd

Answer
colt 45 by afroman

[Afroman]
Wait a minute man
Hey check this out man tell it
It was this blind man right, it was this blind man right
He was feelin' his way down the street with a stick right, hey
He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin'
He stopped he took a deep breath he said
Snfffffff, woooo good morning ladies, ha
You like that shit man
Hey man Ive got a gang of that shit man
Hey I'll tell you what
We'll all have a good time
We'll pull on the drug
And hey, hey if everybody try on the mike I'll tell you all these motherfuckin' jokes I got
First I'm gonna start off like that, hey help me sing it homeboy

[CHORUS]
said colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
we can go to the park, after dark
smoke that tumbleweed
as the marijuana burn we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong
and sell tapes from here to hong kong
so roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
Feeling high as hell flyin' through palmdale
skatin on Dayton rims
so roll, roll, the '83 cadilaac coupe deville
if my tapes and my cds just don't sell, I bet my caddy will

well it was just sundown in small white town
they call it east side palmdale
when the afroman walked through the white land
houses went up for sale
well I was standing on the corner sellin' rap cds
when I met a little girl named Jan
I let her ride in my caddy
because I didnt know her daddy was the leader of the ku klux klan
we fucked on the bed
fucked on the floor
fucked so long I grew a fuckin' afro
then I fucked to the left (left)
fucked to the right (right)
she sucked my dick 'til the shit turned white
thought to myself sheeba-sheeba
got my ass lookin' like a zebra
I put on my clothes and I was on my way
until her daddy pulled up in a chevrolet
and so I ran I jumped out the back window
but her daddy he was waitin' with a two-by-four
he beat me to the left
he beat me to the right
the motherfucker whooped my ass all night
but I ain't mad at her prejudice dad
thats the best damn pussy I ever had
got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine
I'm gonna fuck that bitch just one more time

[CHORUS]

I met this lady in hollywood
she had green hair but damn she looked good
I took her to my house because she was fine
but she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine

I met this lady from Japan
never made love with an african
I fucked her once, fucked her twice
I ate that pussy like shrimp-fried rice

Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya (tell ya)
I met a woman in the heart of Australia
Had a big butt and big titties too
So I hopped in her ass like Kangaroo

See I met this woman from Hawaii
stuck it in her ass and she said aiee
lips was breakfast, pussy was lunch
then her titties busted open with hawaiian punch

I met colonel sanders wife in the state of kentucky
said I'll fry some chicken if you'd just fuck me
I came in her mouth, it was a crisis
I gave her my secert blend of herbs and spices

said colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
we can go to the park, after dark
smoke that tumbleweed
as the marijuana burn we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong (hey wait a minute)
and sell tapes from here to hong kong

I met dolly parton in Tennessee
Her titties were filled with hennesee
that country music really drove me crazy
but I rode that ass and said yes miss daisy
met this lady in oklahoma
put that pussy in a coma
met this lady in michigan
I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch again
met a real black girl down in south carolina
fucked her until she turned into a white albina
fucked this hooker in Iowa
I fucked her on credit, so I owe her
fucked this girl down in Georgia
came in her mouth, man I thought I told ya
met this beautiful sexy hoe
she just ran across the border of mexico
fine young thing said her names maria
I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla
I wanna get married but I cant afford it
I know I'm gonna cry when she get deported

said colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
we can go to the park, after dark,
smoke that tumbleweed
as the marijuana burn we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong
(hey wait a minute man, hey fuck that shit)
and sell tapes from here to hong kong

have you ever went over a girls house to fuck
but the pussy just ain't no good
I mean you gettin' upset because you cant get her wet
plus you in the wrong neighborhood
so you try to play it off and eat the pussy
but it take her so long to come
then a dude walk in thats her big boyfriend
and he asks you where you from
so you wipe your mouth and you try to explain
you start talkin' real fast
but he already mad cause you fuckin' his wife
so he start beatin' on you ass
now your clothes all muddy
your nose all bloody
your dick was hard but now its soft
you thought you had

How do I fix my friend? He is acting really weird. PLEASE HELP!?

Charlie Sh

So my friends name is Joe and I've known him for about 6 months. That may seem like a short period of time but it feels like we've known each other for ever. He kind of asked my out but didn't at the same time, he doesn't think he asked me out but yeah he has liked me ever since grade eight camp at the start of the year (we didn't go out). Its not like we're just friends we are like joined at the hip, you don't often see Joe without me or me without Joe (but not in a gf bf way).

So anyway this week he's been saying stuff like Ben's cool and Sam's cool, but Sam and Ben a real up-them-selves douche-bags in our form class. And we've always said that they're douche-bags.

So in period two in drama he was like 'wrestling' (if you will) with Sam and they were getting along and I have no problem with that, I kind of friends with him two but we're not good mates like me and Joe.

After period two we went straight to period three which is History and I sit in the desk behind him with my mate Sam H. but for these purposes I'll call him Bob so you don't get confused. So I sat down next to Bob, me and Bob are pretty close, he was the first guy friend whose house I went to (it was his birthday and there were other girls there). And then Joe starts being really douchey and starts taking Bob's and my stuff and not in the friendly 'ha ha' way.

So I told him 'Your not a douche bag don't act like one' and then he starts making fun of what I said, and calling me names. Too be honest I'm not too bothered by that I just want him to be my friend Again.

So we come out of history to lunch and I go see my girl friends and then I go see my mixed Friends and then I go see my guy friends (the group that Joe hangs out with when he's not hanging out with me) and he starts goin "Ya wanna fight? Ya wanna fight c^nt?" and that really shocked me. I mean we swear our heads off but we don't seriously call each other that.

So then Sean who has been calling me a really crappy nickname that has annoyed me for weeks says "Slap him and I'll stop calling you that" so I walk up to him and lightly tap him on the cheek, I don't want to slap him for real. So then he punches me in the shoulder really hard, kicked me and walked off to get something fro his locker.

Hugh tried to lighten the mood with a joke "Violence against women, Australia says no! Violence against Lauren, Australia say RIGHT ON!' and we all had a laugh. Then Joe come up behind me and punches me full on in the back. It didn't hurt very much but it hurt me on the inside. So then I left to go see my grade 9 friends and usually Joe comes with me but obviously this time he didn't.

Last week he was punching me in the shoulder hard and it gave me a bruise too but it was in a friendly way.


So what did I do wrong and how do I fix it? I just want my friend back. (I'm not concerned about the violence and name-calling). Please help.
I AM NOT DATING HIM!

Answer
i don't think you've done anything wrong but if it were me i would dump him unless he changes his act you could tell him you will dump him or something if he doesn't stop being mean.

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